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Panel 1: A witch sits at a desk with a laptop, crystal ball, and candle. She says, "Damnit. What's my e-mail password again?" She looks frustrated. Panel 2: A black cat sits on a Ouija board, with its paw on the planchette. The Ouija board <br />spells out, "SluttyUpri$ing69 K1ll-K1ll-K1ll #Destroy&Burn-it-all-dówn." Panel 3: The witch looks back at her laptop, appearing thoughtful. Panel 4: The witch says, "No, that's my online banking."

2026-03-12 15:52:05

War and Peas 🧿

warandpeas@mastodon.social

2026-03-12 15:52:06

War and Peas 🧿

warandpeas@mastodon.social

During our last cemetery séance, a wicked witch appeared in a cloud of smoke with a ghastly offer: Stop drawing comics forever, and she'd grant us a living wage.

We looked at each other and cackled maniacally: "Begone, foul temptress! Our patrons are the ones we answer to!"

We told the witch: thanks to our Patreon subscribers, we ARE making a living with comics!

Teth 2026-03-12 15:54:42

Stefan Haydn

sh@fed.hayfidelity.de

@War and Peas 🧿 She should use Witchwarden.

2026-03-12 16:05:29

ArchiveScribe

archivescribe@mastodon.social

@warandpeas Still better than LastPass!

2026-03-12 16:54:27

Gustavo

qgustavor@urusai.social

@warandpeas What would be her correct house battery staple?

2026-03-12 17:18:55

Kvn W

strawhousepig@mastodon.social

@warandpeas I've got the same password on my luggage!

2026-03-12 17:34:05

dundee

dundee@infosec.exchange

@warandpeas that's the password manager we need!

2026-03-12 17:40:54

Lasse Beyer

lasse@social.tchncs.de

@warandpeas Röck Döts 👌

2026-03-12 17:46:00

Pseudonymous :antiverified:

VictimOfSimony@infosec.exchange

A red notebook on a wood surface. The notebook has white writing along the spine that reads, "password manager" in white block letters. A handful of polyhedral dice with pairs of alphanumeric characters on each side have been spread across the <br />notebook. A purple mechanical pencil lays diagonally across the notebook. In the corner of the image an advertisement-like award-shaped badge reads, "this year's best."

@warandpeas

If you need the kit contact me privately.

2026-03-12 17:58:41

Stylus

stylus@social.afront.org

@warandpeas Don't ask cats to generate your passwords, they're not very random.

2026-03-12 19:07:45

Aria <3 :blobcattrans:

ariarhythmic@ohai.social

@warandpeas A bank wouldn't allow a password as secure as that, I refuse to believe it.

2026-03-12 19:18:02

J. Brian Coyle

JBrianCoyle@mas.to

@warandpeas
So the cat is named 'Damnit'? 😆 Purrrfect!